So here all all my favorite ones from months past...
Searching schools alphabetized by first name: "What was Roosevelt's first name?" Umm, Franklin? "Oh man, you're getting good, how do you know all of these?"
From Microsoft Outlook: "How do you get to Google from here? Do you pay for Google on your phone?"
Using Excel: "I don't believe this formula will be right, I'm going to double check with my calculator" Fast forward 5 min when they don't equal: "This is weird, something is weird here they aren't matching!" Let me explain once more how Excel formulas are always correct...
"How do you figure out a 20% reduction again?"
City - wide email: "Mandatory State Ethnics Exam"
Binder titled "Faculty Senate Meeting Ajenda"
In response to looking for Korean-English translations for vaccines: "Well, was there an attached document? You know how sometimes when you open up a word document all those symbols come up? Maybe that's what she saw."
"We need to find someone for the Tobacco Sensation program" (I believe the word you were looking for is cessation)
1st grader son: "Mom, what is a verb?"
Coworker mother: "What? I don't know. Didn't your teacher tell you?"
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